We just got back from Inishbofin and it was truly amazing. Here is a poem about grammar.

I bof
You bof
He/she/it/they bof
We bof
Texans insist that y’all bof. So do Georgians and Virginians and North Carolinans.
Writers bof.
Perfect (truly): We have boffed, and boffing (gerund) was boffing amazing.

-Writing in Ireland, 2018